I am 22, and of the female variety.

4th October 2012

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"You met me at a very strange time in my life."

I’ve made the very impulsive, and totally fantastic decision to quit my job. Basically I fucking hate it and I’d rather be blowing strangers for quarters at this point sooo, I thought maybe it was time for a change. Also, I’m watching fight club. So overall it’s been a decent night. 

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1st September 2012

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Hey guys,

Beware of porn spam. I regret nothing and will not apologize.

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24th June 2012

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Time for porn,

Cause I’m sad and coincidentally I could bang right now. 

Enjoy.

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20th June 2012

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Finally,

I got xbox live so I could get netflix. I’m going to have to start getting my ass kicked online everyday for this to be worth it…

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16th June 2012

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Awwwwwww yeeeeeaaaah.Night can’t come fast enough.

 

Awwwwwww yeeeeeaaaah.
Night can’t come fast enough.

 

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15th June 2012

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Hmm.

I feel like drinking wine but I only have vodka. I should wait until tomorrow but it’s almost been a week and quite frankly I give no fucks anymore. Annnd I’m still technically drinking juice, its just mixed with vodka now. It still counts I think. 

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15th June 2012

Question

Anonymous said: Are you sad today?

Yes. 
 

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13th June 2012

Question

Anonymous said: Your blog makes me smile!!!! :D

Thank you.

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13th June 2012

Question

Anonymous said: Would you ever date anyone from tumblr?

No, I don’t know. I always think it would be neat to be friends with more of my followers/ people I follow however I don’t really date people. But maybe. I could definitely befriend someone from tumblr.

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13th June 2012

Question

kristenlw said: Marry, Fuck, Kill - Doctor Who Edition: Nine, Ten, and, Eleven.

Kristen… why? D:
 

Alright, lets get this over with…
Marry Ten, but you already knew that.
 


Fuck Eleven, cause I’ve had multiple seasons to become attached.
 
 

Kill Nine but only because I haven’t watched any episodes with Nine recently. 
 

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13th June 2012

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Anonymous said: Do you like Katy Perry?

No, not particularly.
 

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13th June 2012

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Anonymous said: Y U No Like Me? :(

Maybe you’re an asshole, I don’t know… you seem awfully anonymous.

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13th June 2012

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Anonymous said: Are you single?

Always. 

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13th June 2012

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I’m so bored I could vomit.

I shall answer all the anons cause no one asks me questions aside from them…

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30th May 2012

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I should be attempting to sleep…

since I have to be in Calgary early tomorrow morning but instead I’ve decided to drink wine because of reasons. Ohhhhh well. Hungover moving time it is.

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