I am 22, and of the female variety.

1st November 2013

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Trying to shop for groceries while high on acid.

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25th June 2013

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Fuck me.

I do not want to spend my Canada day in fucking Saskatchewan. I may actually pray…

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15th June 2013

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10th May 2013

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I regret nothing. ;)

I regret nothing. ;)

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14th March 2013

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Kristen and I are going to open a coffee shop. In our coffee shop we plan to have a stage for performances. A patio of sorts and an in store bakery. Unlike other coffee shops we want ours to be a place for people to just hang out with some friends. I don’t like the idea of standing coffee shops meant to get the customer out as soon as possible. Our coffee shop will be about making friends and creating memories, for lack of a better way to explain it. We shall be bros with all of our coffee shop regulars and always encourage them to hang out and chat. I’m excite. We’ve actually started looking into it and realized our coffee shop dreams are doable.

Kristen and I are going to open a coffee shop. In our coffee shop we plan to have a stage for performances. A patio of sorts and an in store bakery. Unlike other coffee shops we want ours to be a place for people to just hang out with some friends. I don’t like the idea of standing coffee shops meant to get the customer out as soon as possible. Our coffee shop will be about making friends and creating memories, for lack of a better way to explain it. We shall be bros with all of our coffee shop regulars and always encourage them to hang out and chat. I’m excite. We’ve actually started looking into it and realized our coffee shop dreams are doable.

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1st January 2013

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Says everyone.
Kristen says: “Shut up, there’s TV happening…”

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13th November 2012

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Music To Fuck To:

Kristen and I have created a game that involves various noises throughout a playlist made for fuckin’. 

Examples:

If there is a tardis noises you get up and run. Just keep running.

If you hear zombie moans you get up and barricade the door. 

Gangnam style… you know what to do.

Stuff like that.

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6th November 2012

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This seems like a lot of effort, just leave me to die.
— Mine and Kristens dating motto.

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23rd September 2012

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My roommates cleavage is glorious. Daaaamn.

My roommates cleavage is glorious. Daaaamn.

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23rd September 2012

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Lime in the coconut.

My room mate Kristen, and I have decided to hide inside and drink our faces off. Cause why not? When we inevitable bang that will be… Awkward mostly but also expected since we’re madly in love.

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10th September 2012

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Guys like when you call them bro when they’re inside you.
— Kristen Wonnenberg

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7th September 2012

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Slingin’ coffee.

I just had some delightful breakfast conversation with my room mate about our terribly directionless lives, it was exhausting and now I would like to sleep. Sadly I am incredibly restless so instead I’ll draw or write for a while, it is only 5:30 am after all.

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24th August 2012

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Look how adorable my room mate is.

Look how adorable my room mate is.

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25th June 2012

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Avengers Assemble…

Me: I was channeling my inner Wil Wheaton demanding juice, cause I feel like he would be demanding…

Kris: …Your inner douchebag.

Me: Yeah, but I think that might be Christine, always demanding we get her stuff. Drunk on power, or finally just comfortable enough where she’s living, I don’t know. She’s like Loki. 

Kristen: Can I be Bruce Banner, with all of my rage issues, cause I’m really quite until I flip out?

Me: Yes, you can. I don’t know who I’d be.

Kris: You can be Black Widow cause you’re kind of scary, or Thor… because you’re destructive. Or, you could be Iron Man, but you’d have to be more of an asshole. 

This is why we live together, cause we’re assholes and no one else will live with us. :)

And also various cartoons involving the avengers, or the guild. That was in there too. 

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25th June 2012

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No Kristen,

You are to call me and address me formally as your lord and master. Then bring me juice, grape juice to be more specific. 

Edit: Peach juice will suffice. I guess.

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