I am 22, and of the female variety.

18th September 2012

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Do I Dj their hook up?

I can hear my neighbors boning, which makes me wonder if they ever hear us banging.

Tagged: neighborstheyre fuckingi want to play awkward musicbut my room mates are asleep

10th July 2012

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So run,

I need to find out which one of my neighbors is blaring The Ballad of Butter beans at 5:30 in the morning, and then I need to kiss them right on the mouth.

Tagged: the ballad of butter beansman manrabbit habitsneighbors5:30 am